notes of nonsense #91: personal coaching

assalammualaikum and op op op oppa gangnam style! kahkah. jadah harem boleh tak gangnam style manjang. guwa da naik elergik menengok and mendengor adik guwa dok putaq lagu tuu hari hari. oke back to ballpoint pen, hari ni guwa kena transformasi berganda dengan Ma. chewah da macam manifesto pilihanraya pulak transformasi berganda bagai.

hari ni ma guwa bagi full-time personal coaching kaw kaw punyalah. kalah Dr Sheila punya contract's lecture sem lepas. bengkak jugak ah telinga guwa mendengar. hati ponn bengkak jugak ah pasal Ma tak habis habis dok kondem make-up style guwa. make-up style? sila jangan terbayang guwa pakai high heels dengan smokey eyes and vampire lips. bapak geli. guwa tak buat semua tuu hokay.

oke setakat guwa hidup 20 tahun ni, guwa takdelah nak ber-make up mana. almost non existence ponn ada. unless ada certain event or occasion eg dinner, photoshoot day, raya etc etc. i don't spend much on make-up either. not my priority. lagiponn nak buat apa siaa. guwa berkawad, jalan kaki pergi kelas, bersukan bagai. buat cair je make-up. da laa nak basuh ponn nanti susah nak tanggal.

first time guwa make up masa umur 18. lepas spm guwa kerja Pizza Hut so as waitress, bigboss paksa guwa pakai mekap. kalau dia tak paksa, takde maknanya weyh guwa nak tepek segala seshadow, eyeliner bagai. thank God sebab Ma guwa bekas model, guwa berjaya mendapatkan andaman free dari beliau tanpa perlu mengendeng serta membodek. except bila pergi Watson's time gaji, Ma akan paw guwa lipstick Revlon or Loreal sebatang dua. -,-

*hallo. for whom may concern, fyi this is your mother in law. :P*

barang mekap guwa yang pelik pelik iaitu eyeshadow, fake eyelashes, lash curler and segala yang tak berkaitan dengan basic make up bukan guwa punya jugak. mostly benda benda camtu Ma punya. Ma guwa agak daring sikit. setakat smokey eyes, gothic look tuu almost everyday guwa tengok. Ma guwa ponn agak tanned, so bila she pulls green-grey smokeys, lawa gila siaa. and she'd more sepet eyes like mine so when she pulls heavy lined, resulting in rock chic laa pulak. tak seperti anaknya aka guwa yang mata besaq and sangat sangat susah nak mekap tang mata ni.

*who's who?*

lagiponn, guwa lebih kepada indie and vintage style kott. i dig more into heavy patterned clothing and accessories. mostly with Aztec prints, vintages and bold colors. sebab tuu tak fokus sangat pada mekap cz taknak ah pakai Aztec print, tudung merah makngah pahtu smokey eyes pulak. so the fashion victim. duhh.  so my make up only consist of bb mousse (*guwa rasa nak peluk siapa yang invent bb mousse ni. seriously best creation ever!), black mascara and black eyeliner (*kalau rajin pakai), apricot colored blush (*if tak rajin guwa akan cubit pipi sendiri sampai nampak macam pakai blusher. seriously.), and the yadadaa bedak Johnson's. hah ni wajib. wajibul ghunnah. kalau takde guwa mati. satu lagi Johnson's bedtime baby oil. ni laa guwa punya savior. multi function benornya baby oil ni pada guwa. body lotion, cuticle softener, conditioner rambut and stimulant untuk tidoq ah pastinya. kahkah.

*me (right) and wani (left). totally bareface masa tengah ber-sispa*

oke tadi Ma dok manjang kondem guwa. cakap guwa pakai eyeliner salah laa, mascara macam tak pakai laa, blusher macam takde laa.. aiyoh. poker face! pulak tuu, guide bukan as personal style coach tapi macam boxing instructor. fuhh Sarjan Azami yang ajaq kawad kaki ponn tak segarang Ma guwa. tadi sempat ah test white eyeliner. sebab aritu guwa beli tapi taktaw nak pakai camne. so tadi try pull letak along waterline tuu. end result, bapak macam Proboscis boleh tak?! nak taw amende Proboscis tuu sila taip and tekan enter di Google Mall ye. tak puas hati sebab Ma pakai lawa je. ceit. last last guwa bagi je white liner tuu kat Ma. in return dapat mascara cat eyes yang ada kepala Hello Kitty tuu.

yadadaa, me indulge more in skincare. yolah, pepaham laa since jadi budak kawad *acehwahh ayat macam hebat. taktaw realiti kawad macam err..*, since berkawad normal ah rentung hangus and breakouts tuu. nak nak yang oily skin macam guwa. tiap kali kawad, hamekaw belang ikut sharp 360 degree celcius line tudung guwa. bila freehair, nampak macam pakai tudung already. paling tak tahan sunburn ah. guwa after each kawad, memang tepek bedak sejuk 10 meter dalam 5 kaki lebar. fyi, kulit guwa combination dry-oily and sensitif pulak tuu. kulit korporat laa katakan. bila sunburn, perghhhhhhhh rasa macam kena simbah dengan sos extra hot Nando's peri peri. so in the end, apa lagi, jadi orang berpantang ah dengan rambut sanggul tinggi and muka bedak sejuk. another thing, guwa banyak whitening and sloughing products. sekarang sejak di-introduce and di-spedo Nano White oleh PaMa, penuh jugak laa barang Nano White kat meja guwa. except day cream. guwa tak pakai day cream cz da pakai bb mousse kan. so da cukup moisturized da tuu kott *padahal pemalas nak pakai day cream. krim nye ada je buat berkulat depan mata*.

akhir kalam ke tilam, tak kira laa make up hebat camne ponn, dressup gempak camne sekaliponn, just be yourself. don't mend to people style but mend your own. yang penting diri sendiri bahagia and satisfied. tak kisah laa guwa selalu breakout ke, pakai eyeliner terlebih belok ke, yang penting, i've live in my own skin in my own distinctive ways. and i'm grateful for everything i had. myself, my family, LeeLee, memories, friends, and just every single little thing, i'm still alive. people had hurt me, but i'm still living the whole journey as Allah permissibly gave me. i've lost people, but i also had known more. think positive. tuu yang LeeLee ajar kat guwa. apaponn yang berlaku, just think about the good sides. everything happens for a reason. ekceli, guwa tak ingat sangat put how to wear eyeliner. lepas kena ceramah tadi, guwa lebih banyak refreshing myself. reminding myself, rewinding my past, rough skecthing my future. yess, i may change a little bit here and there,  but still, deep down, i'm still the same Faraa as you knew me back then. and i'm upgrading myself, mending myself to be a better person, so i can be your zaujah. acehwahh. semangat A Samad samad meresap dalam jiwa. bangga Cikgu Mastine yang ajar guwa BM dulu. harhar.

I AM GRATEFUL FOR HAVING:

*my flawed self*

*my little family*

*given chance to know LeeLee*

*met reliable and faithful friends*

*and surviving and living the life with memories, tears and laughter*

P/S: eh baru perasan. post panjang panjang, ending merepek. takde kaitan langsung dengan intro, body semua. sory ah geng. guwa tensen kuasa kuda ni. dari last 2 weeks tak boleh nak register course. bayangkan ah budak Law je yang tak boleh lagi. course lain semua da boleh goyang tongkeng bersila kat rumah. guwa ni da macam nak gila hadap portal ni haa.